
Gifts You Never Knew You Wanted
1) Breast Milk Lollipops (4 for $8)
2) Snail secretion face mask
3) Home genetic engineering kit
4) Golf club urinal
5) Fish training kit…
INSPIRING BOOMER WOMEN to TRAVEL

1) Breast Milk Lollipops (4 for $8)
2) Snail secretion face mask
3) Home genetic engineering kit
4) Golf club urinal
5) Fish training kit…

…*If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps

The Spanish flu struck down soldiers and civilians alike at the end of the second decade of the 20th century. …

…“You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or

…Tell everyone else in the house to pretend they don’t speak English and talk slowly and loudly to them.
Hang all of your children’s artwork in the hallway.